we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

arzeskoenigs:

Me: *loses contact with ppl gets behind work & hates self* this is fine

twinkwolf:

a comprehensive list of AUs that need to happen 

  • both of our children are sick in the hospital and we meet nightly at the coffee machine au 
  • spies that have to be fake married on a fake honeymoon on an undercover operation in the tropics au
  • i’m in love with your crafts in your etsy shop and i’m also in love with you au 
  • college au where my roommate brings me home to their thanksgiving and my roommate’s sister has brought her friend home as well and oh no you’re hot au
  • drunk strangers arrested for having sex outside of the bar and are stuck doing community service together au 
  • a photojournalist and a red cross worker in a conflict zone au 
mulder: the x files have been shut down scully
me: there's 8 seasons and two movies left mulder
me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*
*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
handsomedogs:

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handsomedogs:

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