johnwatsonssexuality:

My favorite thing about Patrick Stump is that he’s always singing these hardcore songs that make him seem like this big badass but he’s really just this short blond guy in a fedora and a cardigan who says things like holy smokes

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

❝Fuck, my tea.❞

—me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

What’s the nicest thing you’ve done for each other?

johannkrauss:

the bear is loose

johannkrauss:

the bear is loose

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

mk
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